Damn sisters!!!!

"What's all the yelling going on down here Mortica! I'm trying to read and I can't concentrate! Morticia, you can be such a pain in my ass!"

"Pain in YOUR ass????" Morticia screamed! "Can't you see your stupid trunk fell over on me while I was trying to drag it into the basement???"

"It's not my problem that you tried to move it! You should have left it alone!"

"Look, Ophelia, I love having you move in, but you have to do your share of the work around here! This is a big mansion, and I'm fine cleaning and stuff, but if your living here.... you have to pitch in some!"

"Why bother Morticia? why can't we have servants like Grandmama had?"

"Those were the old days, Ophelia, now a days we do things for ourselves. I have someone doing the gardening, and at least you should be grateful for that? I know how much you hate bugs and dirt."

"Whatever! Leave my trunk alone, I drag it down the basement when I get a chance. Don't be such a neat freak! "