"Ohhhhh, who's that guy in the morning paper, Morticia?" Ophelia squealed
"His name is Mortimer Mort, he's the new mortician from down the street." Morticia said, pretending to be uninterested.
"He's CUTE!!!!!" she said "But I guess you have to be DEAD to meet him!!!" She smiled. " Just your type of man Morticia!!!"
